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Violets are blue 💜
My portfolio‘s rekt ❤️🩹
But I still love you 💝
Get Your Love Tokens 💝
Power your romantic journey with $LOVE tokens on Secret blockchain
0xc6a7C1bEb28910c4adb46Ad8A86Ce22ac8AE2762@BasedDevRel
During #ETHGlobal, this dev came up to me saying:
"Bro, I wish I was a DevRel like you. You get to travel, touch grass, AND have a gf?! Meanwhile I‘m here grinding 24/7 on smart contracts living off energy drinks and hopium" 😭
That‘s why we built this shitty website. For all my fellow keyboard autistic warriors out there. 🫡
How Our AI Cupid Works
Send $LOVE Tokens
Become the ultimate simp by sending $LOVE tokens to your crush 🌹
AI-Powered Mystery
Our AI wingman creates puzzles even your autist crush can solve 🧩
The Big Reveal
Touch grass with an IRL date reveal (or stay comfy online) 🌟
Discover the Magic
Retro Romance
Experience love through the lens of nostalgic pixel art
Secret Chat
Exchange messages in our uniquely designed terminal interface
Love Games
Solve fun puzzles to reveal your secret admirer
Safe Space
A respectful environment for digital connection
The Song That Started It All 🇧🇷
For all of those fellow Love Terrorists out there
NGMI Financial Advice
Dear fellow autists,
This token will probably dump harder than your last relationship. Don‘t blame me when your portfolio looks like your DMs - empty and sad.
I‘m literally just trying to help my fellow keyboard warriors find love and spread the one.
You cannot buy love.
You can only buy $LOVE.
This is NOT financial advice. DYOR x 2 (Date at Your Own Risk).
* Results may vary. Success rate directly proportional to your ability to touch grass and be a CHAD.
